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The Republic of Galdanulia

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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: The LCRUA

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Republic of Galdanulia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nicko Lenije with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.442 billion Galdanulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rijanizek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Galdanulian economy, worth 233 trillion rjeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,989 rjeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,377 per year while the poor average 36,445, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, and former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Galdanulia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Galdanulia is ranked 234,308th in the world and 25th in The LCRUA for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 35.68 Whatever.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,360thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,454thRudest Citizens: 1,467thLargest Retail Industry: 1,497thHighest Crime Rates: 1,645thFattest Citizens: 2,388thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,738thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,642ndMost Avoided: 5,881stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,302ndNicest Citizens: 7,576thMost Efficient Economies: 8,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,641stMost Armed: 9,120thMost Inclusive: 9,293rdNudest: 9,914thHighest Average Incomes: 11,826thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,885thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,157thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,681stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,686thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,922ndMost Politically Free: 14,985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,704thMost Extreme: 16,743rdHighest Drug Use: 17,852ndLargest Black Market: 18,042ndMost Pro-Market: 18,971stLargest Mining Sector: 19,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,911thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,210th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the region

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