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The United Commonwealths of Gagium

“Deo Confidimus”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Federation of Conservative Nations

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The United Commonwealths of Gagium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Arsène Rodier with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.131 billion Gagians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Louis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion Gagis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 291,086 Gagis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,516,640 per year while the poor average 30,122, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gagium's national animal is the Pelican, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gagium is ranked 224,213th in the world and 14th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -608.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 121stLargest Retail Industry: 300thFattest Citizens: 731stHighest Disposable Incomes: 768thLargest Gambling Industry: 789thMost Armed: 817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 955thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 965thMost Efficient Economies: 1,087thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,476thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,556thHighest Crime Rates: 1,561stMost Avoided: 1,631stMost Devout: 1,845thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,163rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,309thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,413thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,910thLargest Mining Sector: 3,595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,906thHighest Economic Output: 5,945thMost Patriotic: 6,533rdLargest Governments: 6,869thSmartest Citizens: 8,896thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,958thMost Cultured: 9,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,655thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,831stMost Pro-Market: 17,701stLargest Black Market: 18,585thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,398th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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