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The Constitutional Principality of Gabchester

“Strength From Within”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Constitutional Principality of Gabchester is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Protector Gabey with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.665 billion Gabchesterians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Creamington. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gabchesterian economy, worth 744 trillion Nuriels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 203,246 Nuriels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, punitive tariffs protect local industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Gabchester's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gabchester is ranked 14,431st in the world and 708th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,336.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Rudest Citizens: 937thFattest Citizens: 1,767thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,842ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,897thMost Avoided: 2,039thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,247thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,287thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,012thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,072ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,656thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,723rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,571stMost Efficient Economies: 5,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,335thLargest Mining Sector: 6,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,480thLargest Black Market: 9,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,402ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,288thMost Armed: 14,125thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,349thMost Devout: 19,439thLargest Governments: 22,344th
Rudest Citizens: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 290th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 305th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 367th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 376th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 384th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 509th in the regionMost Armed: 520th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 545th in the regionLargest Governments: 613th in the regionLargest Black Market: 650th in the regionMost Devout: 694th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 699th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 708th in the region

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