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The United Kingdom of Futuo

“Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The United Kingdom of Futuo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.392 billion Futuoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,964 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,544 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 3,903rd in the world and 87th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 21,896 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 994thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,066thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,510thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,788thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,805thLargest Retail Industry: 2,267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,984thTop
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Most Influential: 3,903rdFattest Citizens: 4,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,668thHighest Economic Output: 5,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,633rdRudest Citizens: 5,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,617thLargest Mining Sector: 9,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,603rdMost Secular: 10,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,535thMost Stationary: 12,536thLargest Black Market: 13,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,333rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,945thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,089thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,851stSmartest Citizens: 17,162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,284thMost Developed: 20,474thLargest Populations: 20,897thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,405thMost Efficient Economies: 22,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,539thLowest Crime Rates: 27,065th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 108th in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 135th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionMost Secular: 145th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 190th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 343rd in the regionNudest: 361st in the region

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