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The Dictatorship of Funnycatisgay

“These cats are gay today”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Dictatorship of Funnycatisgay is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 387 million Funnycatisgayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Funnycatisgayian economy, worth 18.9 trillion Poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,872 Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, and the nation has become both the largest producer and consumer of abaci in the Rejected Realms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funnycatisgay's national animal is the Funny gay cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Funnycatisgay is ranked 15,527th in the world and 722nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.02 Whatever.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,010thMost Authoritarian: 4,867thMost Conservative: 5,093rdMost Primitive: 5,622ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,384thMost Extreme: 20,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,013th
Most Authoritarian: 166th in the regionMost Conservative: 169th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 236th in the regionMost Extreme: 269th in the regionMost Primitive: 305th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 687th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 717th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 722nd in the region

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