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The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia

“Qu'est-ce que j'fais?”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Funkenstein with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.643 billion Funkadelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky Nassau. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funkadelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,988 Grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, lobster tastes best when it is red, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Funky Nassau. Crime is totally unknown. Funkadelia's national animal is the Atomic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkadelia is ranked 18,780th in the world and 9th in Taijitu for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 1,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,622ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,656thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,820thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,352ndMost Cultured: 5,060thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,365thMost Developed: 5,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,637thNudest: 8,214thTop
Largest Populations: 9,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,556thSmartest Citizens: 9,622ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,284thNicest Citizens: 11,054thHighest Economic Output: 11,404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,611thHealthiest Citizens: 11,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,341stMost Secular: 14,030thBest Weather: 14,267thMost Efficient Economies: 15,928thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,175th

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