Spotlight on:
The Republic of Funia The Second |
“Number Two”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Funian Puppet Region |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of Funia The Second is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.982 billion Funia The Secondians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.
The thriving Funia The Secondian economy, worth 141 trillion 222s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,620 222s, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the Funia The Second City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funia The Second's national animal is the 222, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Funia The Second is ranked 68,418th in the world and 296th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,825.3 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, the Funia The Second City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, the dartboard at the Funia The Secondian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in Funia The Second, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.