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The Hellhole of Fudgedup

“It's just a prank bro!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The Graveyard

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.662 billion Fudgedupians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 4,309 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 404,207 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,785,866 per year while the poor average 3,638, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in The Graveyard for Fattest Citizens, with 99.35 Obesity Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thMost Devout: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 14thMost Armed: 16thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thMost Primitive: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thMost Avoided: 41stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 74thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95thLargest Retail Industry: 113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 123rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 161stMost Rebellious Youth: 166thRudest Citizens: 170thHighest Disposable Incomes: 235thMost Corrupt Governments: 297thLargest Insurance Industry: 341stHighest Average Incomes: 747thMost Efficient Economies: 1,348thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,694thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,126thNudest: 7,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,277thMost Stationary: 10,267thTop
Most Influential: 14,108thLargest Black Market: 15,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,578thMost Pro-Market: 19,118thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,743rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

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