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The Hellhole of Fudgedup

“It's just a prank bro!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Graveyard

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.249 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 3,518 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 380,458 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,872,763 per year while the poor average 14,259, a ratio of 201 to 1.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 221,872nd in the world and 64th in The Graveyard for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -44.37 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7thFattest Citizens: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thMost Devout: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 22ndMost Primitive: 27thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44thMost Avoided: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81stLargest Mining Sector: 90thLargest Retail Industry: 144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 160thRudest Citizens: 169thMost Rebellious Youth: 205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 292ndLargest Insurance Industry: 305thMost Corrupt Governments: 327thHighest Average Incomes: 893rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,055thMost Efficient Economies: 2,097thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,031stNudest: 6,492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,228thLargest Black Market: 7,874thMost Stationary: 11,094thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,903rdMost Influential: 15,087thHighest Drug Use: 19,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,531st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the region

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