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The Hellhole of Fudgedup

“It's just a prank bro!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Graveyard

Regional Influence: Power


The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.922 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,598 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 433,259 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,041,048 per year while the poor average 4,114, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, Chairman Jake Mao Paul claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 273,560th in the world and 38th in The Graveyard for Most Patriotic, with 0.14 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11thMost Armed: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 12thMost Devout: 13thMost Primitive: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rdRudest Citizens: 43rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85thLargest Retail Industry: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 126thMost Rebellious Youth: 135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 284thLargest Insurance Industry: 368thHighest Average Incomes: 683rdHighest Economic Output: 2,042ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,237thMost Efficient Economies: 2,640thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,335thNudest: 7,398thMost Stationary: 8,990thMost Influential: 12,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,696thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,684thLargest Populations: 24,247thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,489thMost Pro-Market: 24,712th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

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