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The Hellhole of Fudgedup

“It's just a prank bro!”

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The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.922 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,598 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 433,259 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,041,048 per year while the poor average 4,114, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, Chairman Jake Mao Paul claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 273,560^th in the world and 38^th in The Graveyard for Most Patriotic, with 0.14 flags saluted per person per day.

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