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The Hellhole of Fudgedup

“It's just a prank bro!”

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The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.662 billion Fudgedupians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 4,309 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 404,207 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,785,866 per year while the poor average 3,638, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 9^th in the world and 1^st in The Graveyard for Fattest Citizens, with 99.35 Obesity Rate.

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