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“Long live those with calloused hands”

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The Republic of Fubar Farms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Elliott with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.071 billion Fubarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bovine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Fubar Farmsian economy, worth 111 trillion Pilfers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,557 Pilfers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,629 per year while the poor average 14,218, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, train stations can be 'armful places, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a problem. Fubar Farms's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fubar Farms is ranked 61,528^th in the world and 1,912^th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 198.5 cheeks per square mile.