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The Empire of Frenostan

“Fren only No Bulli”

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The Empire of Frenostan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Dummy Thicc the Turd with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.369 billion Frenostanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frenopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Frenostanian economy, worth 696 trillion Frencoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,974 Frencoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,593,754 per year while the poor average 27,983, a ratio of 57.0 to 1.

It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Freg Sea, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Frenostanian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frenostan's national animal is the Freg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Me.

Frenostan is ranked 47,111^th in the world and 64^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,586.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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