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The Empire of Frenostan

“Fren only No Bulli”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Frenostan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Dummy Thicc the Turd with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.369 billion Frenostanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frenopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Frenostanian economy, worth 696 trillion Frencoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 293,974 Frencoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,593,754 per year while the poor average 27,983, a ratio of 57.0 to 1.

It's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Freg Sea, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Frenostanian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frenostan's national animal is the Freg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Me.

Frenostan is ranked 47,111th in the world and 64th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,586.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Conservative: 249thLargest Mining Sector: 839thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 864thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 935thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,525thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,527thMost Devout: 1,588thMost Patriotic: 1,795thFattest Citizens: 1,892ndMost Armed: 1,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,077thMost Avoided: 2,199thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,231stLargest Retail Industry: 2,429thHighest Average Incomes: 2,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,469thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,624thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,775thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,068thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,270thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,777thLargest Black Market: 3,910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,386thMost Efficient Economies: 9,367thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,906thLargest Governments: 11,166thMost Authoritarian: 12,406thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,116thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,463rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,756thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,952nd
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

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