Spotlight on:
The Pink Federal Republic of Freistate |
“Freiheit ist die Abwesenheit von staatlichem Zwang.”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Pink Federal Republic of Freistate is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Visenya Velaryon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.395 billion Freistateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weißenstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Freistatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Dolars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,894 Dolars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,720 per year while the poor average 55,298, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.
Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freistate's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Odinism.
Freistate is ranked 58,049th in the world and 576th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 783.47597774172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Freistate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, one can wake up in Freistate and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Freistate, Freistatean diplomacy is by the book.