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The Pink Federal Republic of Freistate

“Freiheit ist die Abwesenheit von staatlichem Zwang.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Pink Federal Republic of Freistate is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Visenya Velaryon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.395 billion Freistateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weißenstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Freistatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Dolars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,894 Dolars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,720 per year while the poor average 55,298, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freistate's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Odinism.

Freistate is ranked 58,049th in the world and 576th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 783.47597774172 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 930thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,077thLargest Retail Industry: 1,155thHighest Crime Rates: 1,257thRudest Citizens: 1,268thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,457thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,619thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,727thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,862ndFattest Citizens: 1,895thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,154thMost Armed: 3,607thMost Secular: 4,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,861stMost Cultured: 5,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,657thHighest Average Incomes: 7,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,199thSmartest Citizens: 8,551stMost Efficient Economies: 8,682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,954thMost Inclusive: 10,023rdHighest Food Quality: 10,084thHighest Economic Output: 11,909thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,826thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,728thTop
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Nudest: 18,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,526th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 102nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionMost Secular: 191st in the regionMost Armed: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 253rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 371st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 372nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 473rd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 528th in the regionMost Inclusive: 541st in the regionMost Stationary: 576th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 621st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 669th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 673rd in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 768th in the regionNudest: 773rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 791st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 794th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 820th in the region

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