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The Free States of Freemuca

“The freer market, the more rusty ass carpets”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Free States of Freemuca is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.439 billion Freemucans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mcfreedia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Freemucan economy, worth 926 trillion Mcfreedoms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 109,806 Mcfreedoms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 995,150 per year while the poor average 1,423, a ratio of 698 to 1.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freemuca's national animal is the Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freemuca is ranked 49,972nd in the world and 556th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 904.8267125772 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 549thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,181stHighest Crime Rates: 1,612thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,843rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,111thFattest Citizens: 2,405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,495thMost Avoided: 2,720thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,282ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,401stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,769thHighest Drug Use: 4,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,892ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,088thMost Armed: 7,205thMost Primitive: 9,635thLargest Mining Sector: 10,685thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,833rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,738thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,607thMost Pro-Market: 27,600th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 121st in the regionFattest Citizens: 139th in the regionRudest Citizens: 150th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 166th in the regionMost Avoided: 169th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 201st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 219th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 310th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 365th in the regionMost Primitive: 421st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 424th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 539th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Stationary: 556th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 731st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 775th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 822nd in the region

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