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The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of Free Union of Collective Kingdoms

“We don't even take our own nation seriously.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Ed the Italian Pirate with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.463 billion useless slobites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutella. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong useless slobite economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion Lolzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,527 Lolzes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,075,111 per year while the poor average 4,640, a ratio of 231 to 1.

Useless slobite farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Union of Collective Kingdoms's national animal is the Manul, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is ranked 260,057th in the world and 1,573rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -30.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Crime Rates: 436thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 732ndMost Armed: 745thMost Avoided: 802ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 805thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,102ndFattest Citizens: 1,154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,346thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,440thHighest Drug Use: 1,555thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,705thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,874thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,251stMost Stationary: 3,586thLargest Retail Industry: 4,091stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,213thRudest Citizens: 5,326thHighest Economic Output: 6,143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,544thLargest Populations: 9,710thNudest: 9,762ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,901stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,104thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 18,100thHighest Average Incomes: 18,623rdMost Influential: 19,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,288thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,996th
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 87th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Populations: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 103rd in the region

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