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The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of Free Union of Collective Kingdoms

“We don't even take our own nation seriously.”

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The Strawberry Frosted Dominion of Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Ed the Italian Pirate with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.463 billion useless slobites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutella. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong useless slobite economy, worth a remarkable 2,834 trillion Lolzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,527 Lolzes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,075,111 per year while the poor average 4,640, a ratio of 231 to 1.

Useless slobite farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Union of Collective Kingdoms's national animal is the Manul, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Union of Collective Kingdoms is ranked 260,057^th in the world and 1,573^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -30.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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