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The Woodlands of Free Twigland

“The simpleton should be heard”

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The Woodlands of Free Twigland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.787 billion Twigs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acornsville. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Twig economy, worth 151 trillion personal grudges a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,268 personal grudges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, criminals are thrown to the Eastern Gray Squirrels to repay their debt to society, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Twigland's national animal is the Eastern Gray Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Twigland is ranked 199,237^th in the world and 48^th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,586.81 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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