The Camping Van of Free Las Pinas III
“crushing fascists and looking hawt in my maid outfit”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Zero
The Camping Van of Free Las Pinas III is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chris with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.938 billion Pinjins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xansen. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Pinji economy, worth 77.0 trillion smores a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,738 smores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", being Chris has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Las Pinas III's national animal is the tiger.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Las Pinas III relocated from Rafiki to Chingu.
- : Free Las Pinas III's influence in Rafiki rose from "Zero" to "Negotiator".
- : Free Las Pinas III relocated from Ami to Rafiki.
- : Free Las Pinas III relocated from Priyatel to Ami.
- : Free Las Pinas III's influence in Priyatel rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Free Las Pinas III's influence in Priyatel rose from "Zero" to "Contender".
- : Free Las Pinas III relocated from Ystava to Priyatel.
- : Free Las Pinas III's influence in Ystava rose from "Zero" to "Contender".
- : Free Las Pinas III relocated from Freund to Ystava.
- : Free Las Pinas III relocated from Shinka to Freund.