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The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas

“Vincit omnia veritas et amor”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Las Pinas is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Christopher Guzman with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 757 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 98.1 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,650 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and polite commuters on the Piñeapolis Metro always let hurried workers off the train first. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 48,171st in the world and 860th in 10000 Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,080.16 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 100thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,591stMost Influential: 4,960thRudest Citizens: 5,298thLargest Retail Industry: 5,871stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,008thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,500thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,647thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,832ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,074thMost Politically Free: 14,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,948thMost Inclusive: 15,469thNicest Citizens: 16,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,520thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,001stHighest Average Incomes: 19,047thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,058thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,043rdSmartest Citizens: 21,845th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 57th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extreme: 106th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the region

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