The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Handshaker
The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 5.07 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 372 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,540 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the new Swan Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Azell endorsed The Kingdom of Fir Cnamh.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Empire of Kingdom Of Edintroy.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Federation of Aerospace And Freedom.
- : Free Azell was endorsed by The Kingdom of Locotima.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Federation of Aerospace And Freedom.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Democratic Republic of Matesz.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Dictatorship of North Star Halcyon.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Empire of The Red Swan.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Rogue Nation of Gargun.
- : Free Azell endorsed The Federation of Ienia.
Endorsements Received: 63 » Duby, Socialist Platypus, Charville, Hubdova, Deblar, Nova Briton, Pervincia, Hamptoria, Aelandi, Gatorstan, Balan Bar, Space Nudists, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, GibmeMoney, BadBitchVille, Saint Killebrew, GreatBritannia, Liberto-Ancapistan, The Free City of Nelson, Primis Tenebris, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, The Psittacines, Erithian, Devonigondwana, United Cyber Tech, Cle Brait, Wakaru, Werstonal, Ciapore, Terra Valor, Seolia, Nibelia, Loveable Dogs, Xavier The 1, Creditopia, Hockeyyekcoh, Oktadonia, Eastern Starbowie, Cern Calba, Cyzixraqab, Kensaland, Stustu, Saraai, Sweola, El Blurkistan, Kurczak Mielony, Zuelong, Ziroxeut, Suryadweep Islands, Nueva Rico, and 13 others.Untied States of Matter, Cramboria, Redamia, The Orange Microwaves, Covoicotheval, Kliffoj, Swiss Hommousionopia, Great Luirokitanea, Vivenxistan, United States Of Florida, Arctua, Locotima, and Aerospace And Freedom.