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The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.502 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 352 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,332 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 48,600th in the world and 41st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Economic Output, with 352 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,815thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,643rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,964thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,239thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,310thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,344thMost Cultured: 21,439thMost Developed: 22,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,974th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 124 » Balan Bar, Lislandia, Loveable Dogs, Primis Tenebris, Thuron, Cle Brait, Vivenxistan, Lucensia, Scrogunch, Bohseon, Sialked, Orathal, Ziroxeut, Kiyadimundika, New Holten, Zuhayrian, Covidialia, Rex Omnia, Pervincia, Her Majesty Silver Garden, Mudreuque, Yoyleberry, Creditopia, Gatorstan, Cossack Sibir, Ciapore, Atila, Dyrland, Tarzantos El Camosia, El Blurkistan, Tolerian Empire, Liberto-Ancapistan, Wakaru, Dalfan, Socialist Platypus, Pieistan, PassioneMorioh, Nein Marosts, Capibara Democratic Republic, Kensaland, StarGaiz, Oktadonia, Duby, Flamboyant Fanboys, Prairie Union, Ecoseo, Nuktuk, Socialist Lonely Boys, Daohuihe, Plusquam verisimile est, and 74 others.Jautia, Nova Briton, GreatBritannia, Zemke, Stustu, Reslas, Space Nudists, Erithian, Whythis, Ducknien, Calstrian, Puffin Islands, DBastion, Stalinium gulags, Ferom, Werstonal, Anajmana, Cyzixraqab, The Socialist State of Jammuand Kashmir, Jeitiem, New Giaguan, Hamptoria, Gargantula, Saint Killebrew, Brustates, Xavier The 1, United States Of Florida, Conch Kingdom, Untied States of Matter, Capitalists Unions, Preox, Glorsto, Kurczak Mielony, TSSOA, Tanpeche, Elythrea, Fise Moerros, Terra Valor, Nateros Sill, Thaqua, Cern Calba, National Covenant, Swiss Hommousionopia, Cardiognosis, Scandavikia, Tsainaria, Sesia, Nieuw-Maastricht, The North Atlantic Territories, Luce inlustris terra, The Plublia, Landcache, Land of Legacy, Oak River, Hill Billy, The Pir, Alba Varda, Nibelia, East Lusitania, JoshRunsAGovernment, Obamamium, Xeorkuothertopia, Karamian, Amorepormaze, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Yitussia, Commuba, Nomano, Pilegia, Zuelong, Protrosia, Balban, Suvmia-1, and Lauma Sprout.
WA update pending: Nation has 123 verified endorsements.