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The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 5.07 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 372 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,540 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the new Swan Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 22,894th in the world and 55th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.23 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 890thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,126thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,598thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,705thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,912thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,724thLowest Crime Rates: 22,894thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,941stMost Cultured: 23,195thMost Inclusive: 23,371stMost Developed: 23,532ndLargest Governments: 24,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 24,261st
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 63 » Duby, Socialist Platypus, Charville, Hubdova, Deblar, Nova Briton, Pervincia, Hamptoria, Aelandi, Gatorstan, Balan Bar, Space Nudists, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, GibmeMoney, BadBitchVille, Saint Killebrew, GreatBritannia, Liberto-Ancapistan, The Free City of Nelson, Primis Tenebris, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, The Psittacines, Erithian, Devonigondwana, United Cyber Tech, Cle Brait, Wakaru, Werstonal, Ciapore, Terra Valor, Seolia, Nibelia, Loveable Dogs, Xavier The 1, Creditopia, Hockeyyekcoh, Oktadonia, Eastern Starbowie, Cern Calba, Cyzixraqab, Kensaland, Stustu, Saraai, Sweola, El Blurkistan, Kurczak Mielony, Zuelong, Ziroxeut, Suryadweep Islands, Nueva Rico, and 13 others.Untied States of Matter, Cramboria, Redamia, The Orange Microwaves, Covoicotheval, Kliffoj, Swiss Hommousionopia, Great Luirokitanea, Vivenxistan, United States Of Florida, Arctua, Locotima, and Aerospace And Freedom.