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The Free Republic of Frappuccino

“mmm... coffee”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The New Meritocracy

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Free Republic of Frappuccino is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 42.622 billion Frappuccinos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Frappuccinoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,191 trillion cd-rs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,871 cd-rs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,629 per year while the poor average 8,101, a ratio of 47.1 to 1.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, punitive tariffs protect local industry, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Frappuccino's national animal is the computer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frappuccino is ranked 155,081st in the world and 14th in The New Meritocracy for Most Extreme, scoring 16.46 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Populations: 4thMost Stationary: 242ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,123rdBest Weather: 3,793rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,145thHighest Economic Output: 5,209thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,327thMost Influential: 6,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,890thLowest Crime Rates: 7,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,284thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,680thTop
Most Pacifist: 14,804thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,398thHighest Food Quality: 15,659thNicest Citizens: 16,433rdSmartest Citizens: 17,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,587thMost Pro-Market: 24,959thMost Inclusive: 26,819th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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