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The Hideous ugly Frank's of Frankinstan

“Ugly on the inside and out”

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The Hideous ugly Frank's of Frankinstan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Freaky Frank with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.11 billion frankfurters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beans and Franks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The frighteningly efficient frankfurter economy, worth 231 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,858 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,089 per year while the poor average 18,400, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Frankinstan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Frankinstan is ranked 232,602^nd in the world and 9,195^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.74 percentage of bribes refused.

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