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The Suomiterran Stats Sami ASSR of Former Spain

“Kaikkien maiden proletaarit, liittykää yhteen!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Suomiterran Stats Sami ASSR of Former Spain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tuomo Pekkanen with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14.803 billion Suomis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suomi economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,914 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Suomi weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former Spain's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Former Spain is ranked 137,902nd in the world and 37th in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,448thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,164thSafest: 5,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,841stMost Inclusive: 7,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,985thLowest Crime Rates: 8,448thHealthiest Citizens: 8,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,114thMost Developed: 9,519thMost Secular: 10,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,706thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,836thLargest Governments: 10,891stMost Pacifist: 11,028thBest Weather: 11,265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,407thHighest Economic Output: 11,945thMost Income Equality: 12,485thHighest Food Quality: 12,991stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,417thSmartest Citizens: 13,608thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,810thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,868thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,316thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,576thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,670thLargest Populations: 26,955thHighest Average Incomes: 26,984thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,642nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the region

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