Spotlight on:
The Suomiterran Stats Sami ASSR of Former Spain |
“Kaikkien maiden proletaarit, liittykää yhteen!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Suomiterran Stats Sami ASSR of Former Spain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tuomo Pekkanen with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14.803 billion Suomis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Suomi economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,914 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Suomi weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former Spain's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Former Spain is ranked 137,902nd in the world and 37th in Union Mundial for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Former Spain's influence in Union Mundial rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Former Spain relocated from Osiris to Union Mundial.
- : Former Spain was refounded in Osiris.
- : Former Spain ceased to exist in Union Mundial.
- : Following new legislation in Former Spain, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Suomi weed picker are way up.
- : Former Spain altered its national flag.
- : Former Spain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Former Spain's influence in Union Mundial rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Former Spain relocated from Balder to Union Mundial.
- : Former Spain was refounded in Balder.