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The Republic of Forest Events

“Please... No more events!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Republic of Forest Events is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 943 million Forest Eventsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Forest Eventsian economy, worth 43.9 trillion Rings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 46,551 Rings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,773 per year while the poor average 2,871, a ratio of 105 to 1.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Forest Events City. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Forest Events's national animal is the Orc, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Forest Events is ranked 61,187th in the world and 185th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 40.09 quips per hour.

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,420thMost Extreme: 2,288thMost Pro-Market: 2,299thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,760thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,502ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,699thFattest Citizens: 12,713thTop
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Nudest: 20,068thMost Politically Free: 24,592ndHighest Crime Rates: 28,441stMost Avoided: 29,629thRudest Citizens: 34,005th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the region

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