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The Protectorate of FNO-Scandanavia

“The path to civilisation is undeterred!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Scandanavia

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Protectorate of FNO-Scandanavia is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7 million FN-Scandanavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling FNO-Scandanavian economy, worth 133 billion Bans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 19,132 Bans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNO-Scandanavia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FNO-Scandanavia is ranked 50,037th in the world and 1st in Scandanavia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 36.58 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Authoritarian: 6,443rdMost Income Equality: 10,598thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,765thMost Extreme: 23,915th

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