The Free Peoples of Flurbleland
“It's fine. Everything is fine.”
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Free Peoples of Flurbleland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oswald the Slightly Inconvenient with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.415 billion Flurblelandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sub-Fweebleblargh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Flurblelandian economy, worth 245 trillion Skurglegloops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,825 Skurglegloops, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, and one of the most popular models in Flurbleland has a scarred face and one working eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flurbleland's national animal is the Slightly Blue Parrotfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antipathy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Flurbleland was endorsed by The Republic of TheLandOfFunFunFun.
- : Flurbleland was endorsed by The Awakened Machine of Kaschovia.
- : Flurbleland was endorsed by The Empire of Airioch.
- : Flurbleland was endorsed by The City of Eau Claire.
- : Following new legislation in Flurbleland, one of the most popular models in Flurbleland has a scarred face and one working eye.
- : Following new legislation in Flurbleland, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
- : Following new legislation in Flurbleland, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in Flurbleland, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
- : Flurbleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Flurbleland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
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