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The State of Florida Palms

“Vice, Palms and Crack Cocaine”

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The State of Florida Palms is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morty Seinfeld with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.768 billion Floridians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Del Boca Vista. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 864 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 181,394 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, families burn Morty Seinfeld's latest official photograph to keep warm, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Florida Palms is ranked 13,944^th in the world and 745^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 77.49 quips per hour.

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