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The State of Florida Palms

“Vice, Palms and Crack Cocaine”

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The State of Florida Palms is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cill Blinton with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.045 billion Floridians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 324 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,758 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Florida Palms is ranked 21,756^th in the world and 1,016^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,089.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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