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The State of Florida Palms

“Vice, Palms and Crack Cocaine”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The State of Florida Palms is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morty Seinfeld with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.768 billion Floridians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Del Boca Vista. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 864 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 181,394 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, families burn Morty Seinfeld's latest official photograph to keep warm, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Florida Palms is ranked 13,944th in the world and 745th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 77.49 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 885thMost Influential: 1,621stRudest Citizens: 2,162ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,289thMost Efficient Economies: 8,710thHighest Average Incomes: 9,776thMost Cultured: 10,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,244thMost Developed: 13,327thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,911thSmartest Citizens: 13,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,303rdLargest Governments: 17,389thHighest Food Quality: 17,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,901stLowest Crime Rates: 21,983rdSafest: 22,284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,415thMost Secular: 22,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,477thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,744thHighest Economic Output: 26,197th
Rudest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 281st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 366th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 434th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 441st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 454th in the regionMost Influential: 519th in the regionMost Cultured: 527th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 532nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 581st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 603rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 674th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 743rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 745th in the regionMost Developed: 747th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 754th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 754th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 776th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 786th in the regionMost Stationary: 788th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 813th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 834th in the regionLargest Governments: 840th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 948th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,017th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,044th in the regionMost Secular: 1,051st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,072nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,146th in the region

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