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The Federation of Floppland Federation |
“A Lot of Meat, Little Dough”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Right to Life |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Federation of Floppland Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Big Floppa with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.751 billion Floppas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Floppland Federationian economy, worth 235 trillion pelmens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,645 pelmens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,119 per year while the poor average 30,963, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.
Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, euthanasia is illegal, and the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floppland Federation's national animal is the caracal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pelmen worship.
Floppland Federation is ranked 17,480th in the world and 16th in Right to Life for Smartest Citizens, with 68.52 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, Tula's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in
Floppland Federation, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
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Floppland Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.