Spotlight on:
The Republic of Flopfarm 236 |
“Just flopping around”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Unintelligent Puppet Storage |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Flopfarm 236 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.637 billion Flopfarm 236ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Flopfarm 236ian economy, worth 479 trillion flops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,815 flops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flopfarm 236's national animal is the flop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Flopfarm 236 is ranked 61,001st in the world and 497th in Unintelligent Puppet Storage for Smartest Citizens, with 40.1 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flopfarm 236 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Flopfarm 236, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in
Flopfarm 236, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.