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The Soviet Socialist Republic of FLofSF

“If only we didn't get banned”

Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Newlandia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of FLofSF is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 783 million flofsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SF Havre. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FLofSFian economy, worth 74.3 trillion flofs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,866 flofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FLofSF's national animal is the OPPRESED MONKE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FLofSF is ranked 29,129th in the world and 1st in Newlandia for Highest Crime Rates, with 20.18 crimes per hour.

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Nudest: 1,989thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,464thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,394thMost Secular: 4,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,760thRudest Citizens: 5,231stMost Avoided: 9,194thLargest Mining Sector: 10,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,781stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,454thMost Cultured: 14,700thLargest Black Market: 19,808thMost Patriotic: 21,399thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,036thMost Developed: 22,258thMost Efficient Economies: 23,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,687thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,767thMost Armed: 26,217th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

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