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The Holy guacamole of Flobos

“All Hail Flobos!!! Or not. We're pretty liberal on that”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Holy guacamole of Flobos is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Flobos the IVth with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 33.077 billion Flobs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhole. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flobosian economy, worth a remarkable 8,502 trillion Five quarters of a pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,050 Five quarters of a pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flobos's national animal is the Kitten of God, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Working hard and hardly working.

Flobos is ranked 2,141st in the world and 110th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 14,427.08 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Beautiful Environments: 196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200thMost Developed: 204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 206thLongest Average Lifespans: 226thHealthiest Citizens: 226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300thSafest: 310thLargest Welfare Programs: 329thLowest Crime Rates: 344thLargest Governments: 359thSmartest Citizens: 411thMost Cultured: 412thMost Advanced Public Education: 418thBest Weather: 453rdHighest Economic Output: 697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 854thMost Compassionate Citizens: 901stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,130thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,564thLargest Populations: 1,707thMost Pacifist: 1,769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,141stTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,572ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,246thMost Inclusive: 3,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,357thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,429thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,144thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,591stMost Secular: 16,665thMost Income Equality: 17,601st
Highest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 76th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 331st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionMost Income Equality: 530th in the regionNudest: 588th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 596th in the region

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