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The United Kingdom of Flench

“Back to Work!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The United Kingdom of Flench is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 250 million Flenchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.7%.

The thriving Flenchian economy, worth 23.6 trillion Rubis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,433 Rubis, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, the nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party, polygamy is legal, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flench's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flench is ranked 84,901st in the world and 3,011th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 39.73 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,532ndMost Influential: 8,489thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,660thLargest Retail Industry: 18,845th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 469th in the regionMost Influential: 489th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 588th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 812th in the region

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