The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.009 billion simps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Flasankia Trashian economy, worth 125 trillion simps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,696 simps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,915 per year while the poor average 23,298, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.
Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Flasankia Trash City, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flasankia Trash's national animal is the simp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Flasankia Trash was endorsed by The Great Empire of Wisso.
- : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
- : Flasankia Trash voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
- : Flasankia Trash revoked its national capital.
- : Flasankia Trash changed its national capital to "Simp city".
- : Flasankia Trash was endorsed by The Empire of Florida has nukes.
- : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate.
- : Following new legislation in Flasankia Trash, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Flasankia Trash City.
- : Flasankia Trash endorsed The Federal Republic of Lapplandish Tradonistria.
- : Flasankia Trash was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
Endorsements Received: 177 » Orado, Testnation223, Varisland, Loli County, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Libertarianists States, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aerilia, Konolas, Aenglaland, Necromonia, Regallio, Walter Jackson, Guer Aike, Yaorozu, Card Kingdom, Hulldom, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Lemonbiscuits, Sanchetts, Bankowiata, Western Vapia, The Windmilluminati, Scroplia, Free Culture, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, Omicron Persei V111, The Bureaucratic Territories, Filibustra, Shibutani, Ellbonnia, Ardonii, Omnistria, Kwaj, Chukstik Illahi, Zyvetskistaahn, Eurochina, Pazair, Paradise and Zion, Tachycardia, Vexilia, Sojenre, Unsophisticate, Ohiyo, The Erie Doctrine, and 127 others.Lulubellia, Capablanca, Dicko, Kree Turrytopia, United States of Dictators, Wilkshire, Felpolandia, Dreadton, Pinguioris, Former English Colony, Toilet Man, Q w e r t y, Panama Coalition, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Dogtopia of Oz, Seanat, Zupla, Pleroma Sans Romans, Hardscrabble, Zokk, Xagill, Ayuzhhhhh, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Fatski land, New Lakemba, ForestMythal, Jupi Utopia, North Bratislava, Wooleystan, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Kranostav, Parpyduckland, Miyasaka, Alice Gardens, Epsilon-Eleven, Etaima, Surb Clant, Pinky Queen, Sil Dorsett, Nordic-British Union, Kandorith, Frances Francis the First of France, Diodone, Bongo Mountain, Unshleepd, Gurou, Smib, The Rhein States, Siwale, Heilhum Imperius, Tape, Kastonvia, Etanur, Ishtimbine, Colonla, Bees Land, Tyirza, Berke Khan, Lefevrerismo, Harjad, Liberepublia, Napnap, Sea Star Islands, Simone Republic, Choi Aeguka, Antiyard, Sechiole, Ice and Tinian, Wisconsota, Guslantis, PotatoFarmers, Sunto, Prevaland, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Pigeonstan, XD 2, Pradovnia, Twinbrook, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Alfenheim, Oannia, Kormisia, Aekp, KAP03land, 1 very fast endotarter, SteelFists, Cowbridge, The Marions, Your Own Medicine, Yokciq Empire, Rivierre, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Viridiann, Individualist Catopia, Agencourt, Southwest Arabia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cartures, Psykistria, Napnomadia, Riocht mor Daraen, Jorni, The Austro Germanic Union, Artoriticitys, Uritalitaria, Merconitonitopia, Thethen, Milhanex, Neo Santos, Volletnia, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Esteneng, Zelenaya Dolina, Senlanaland, Runeda, Kurkmeistan, Lapplandish Tradonistria, Revrielleverizzlan, Imperial Pieserged, Florida has nukes, and Wisso.