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The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash

“Flasankia trash”

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The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.009 billion simps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Flasankia Trashian economy, worth 125 trillion simps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,696 simps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,915 per year while the poor average 23,298, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Flasankia Trash City, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flasankia Trash's national animal is the simp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flasankia Trash is ranked 251,087^th in the world and 11,315^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.55 bananas ingested per day.

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