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The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash

“Flasankia trash”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Rebirth of Flasankia Trash is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.009 billion simps enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Flasankia Trashian economy, worth 125 trillion simps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,696 simps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,915 per year while the poor average 23,298, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Flasankia Trash City, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flasankia Trash's national animal is the simp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flasankia Trash is ranked 251,087th in the world and 11,315th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.55 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,079thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,775thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,475thMost Influential: 4,582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,585thFattest Citizens: 5,932ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,811thHighest Crime Rates: 7,161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,902ndLargest Insurance Industry: 8,866thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,518thMost Armed: 12,476thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,966thLargest Retail Industry: 16,811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,863rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,975thHighest Average Incomes: 23,907thMost Efficient Economies: 24,542nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 117th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 173rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 211th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Armed: 349th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 413th in the regionMost Avoided: 429th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 510th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 533rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 612th in the regionRudest Citizens: 640th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 657th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 684th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 696th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 712th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 778th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 843rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 879th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 929th in the regionMost Devout: 937th in the regionLargest Black Market: 960th in the regionMost Influential: 997th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,005th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,034th in the region

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