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The State of Flandonips

“We choose safety over freedom!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The State of Flandonips is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Panagiotis Dimitriidis with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.361 billion Flandonipsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sentanun. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flandonipsian economy, worth 217 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 160,004 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Panagiotis Dimitriidis specifying how high, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandonips's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flandonips is ranked 53,670th in the world and 1,629th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 232,534 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 700thMost Influential: 1,458thTop
Most Secular: 5,585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,658thMost Patriotic: 6,023rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,388thHealthiest Citizens: 10,004thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,361stMost Developed: 10,975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,327thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,602ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,817thLargest Governments: 11,935thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,904thHighest Average Incomes: 12,989thMost Cultured: 13,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,166thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,731stBest Weather: 16,771stSmartest Citizens: 17,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,497thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,532ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,654thHighest Food Quality: 19,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,124thMost Conservative: 24,206thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,389th
Most Patriotic: 259th in the regionMost Secular: 297th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 377th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 404th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rd in the regionMost Influential: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 563rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 568th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 586th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 594th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 606th in the regionLargest Governments: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 630th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 632nd in the regionMost Developed: 634th in the regionMost Cultured: 660th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 663rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 670th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 771st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 777th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 847th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 854th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 857th in the regionBest Weather: 866th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 867th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 868th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 888th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 889th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 913th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 991st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,025th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,036th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,099th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,264th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,374th in the region

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