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The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion

“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Pacific

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The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.597 billion Flanderlionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth an astonishing 10,564 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 723,752 denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,804,190 per year while the poor average 128,026, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Dale Flanderlion, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 182,059th in the world and 5,863rd in the Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.25 Obesity Rate.

Most Corrupt Governments: 24thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thLargest Black Market: 65thHighest Average Incomes: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109thLargest Mining Sector: 113thLargest Insurance Industry: 120thMost Devout: 122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 183rdMost Subsidized Industry: 208thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 220thLargest Gambling Industry: 239thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 256thLowest Crime Rates: 266thMost Efficient Economies: 298thMost Ignorant Citizens: 311thLargest Governments: 333rdMost Avoided: 333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 372ndHighest Economic Output: 376thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,113thRudest Citizens: 1,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,574thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,929thMost Conservative: 4,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,948thTop
Most Stationary: 10,904thMost Influential: 12,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,100thHealthiest Citizens: 13,384thMost Authoritarian: 13,859thLargest Populations: 14,549th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Conservative: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 417th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 591st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 603rd in the region

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