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The Free Land of Flaming Death on a Stick

“We got this”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Free Land of Flaming Death on a Stick is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Buford T Justice with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.849 billion Flameses are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrowhead. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The thriving Flaming Death on a Stickian economy, worth 468 trillion Match Sticks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,374 Match Sticks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,699 per year while the poor average 18,104, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Flameses, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flaming Death on a Stick's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Followers of the Conservative Faith.

Flaming Death on a Stick is ranked 121,093rd in the world and 2,469th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 291.96333397668 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 10,560thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,771stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,993rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,530th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 267th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 381st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 524th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 568th in the region

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