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The Maddened Wizard of Fizban


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Maddened Wizard of Fizban is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Efernaldred Koran Collins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.584 billion Fizbans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fizbanian economy, worth 984 trillion septums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,281 septums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime is totally unknown. Fizban's national animal is the Gorfursyat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaumaturgy.

Fizban is ranked 57,624th in the world and 2,825th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.44 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349thMost Influential: 654thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,848thLargest Retail Industry: 4,470thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,709thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,265thNudest: 6,039thLargest Black Market: 6,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,427thMost Armed: 7,638thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,395thMost Efficient Economies: 8,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,836thHighest Average Incomes: 9,564thMost Inclusive: 9,799thMost Developed: 10,083rdMost Cultured: 10,174thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,459thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,929thSmartest Citizens: 12,141stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,623rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,113thLargest Governments: 14,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,611thMost Devout: 15,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,220thHighest Economic Output: 18,852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,454th
Nudest: 202nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 221st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 224th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Armed: 264th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269th in the regionLargest Black Market: 271st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 274th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 314th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 436th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 441st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 492nd in the regionMost Cultured: 520th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 569th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 578th in the regionMost Inclusive: 580th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 595th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 614th in the regionMost Developed: 615th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 639th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Devout: 677th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 683rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 702nd in the regionLargest Governments: 736th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 740th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 774th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 804th in the regionRudest Citizens: 821st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 869th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 908th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 917th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 953rd in the region

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