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The Cool Bartender of Five Degrees Celsius

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The Cool Bartender of Five Degrees Celsius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mister Freeze with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 26.383 billion Five Degrees Celsiusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icecubia. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Five Degrees Celsiusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion Icecubes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 39,259 Icecubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mister Freeze has just been declared ruler of Five Degrees Celsius in an international press conference, Alcoholism has been named as Five Degrees Celsius's national religion, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Five Degrees Celsius's national animal is the pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Five Degrees Celsius is ranked 69,424^th in the world and 1^st in Roleplayica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.15 law-abiding acts per hour.

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