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The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD

“Kitten Mittens :3”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Below Average
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.248 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,608 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 18,371st in the world and 467th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 26.68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 980thFattest Citizens: 1,269thLargest Retail Industry: 1,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,196thTop
Most Avoided: 2,271stLargest Mining Sector: 2,309thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,810thMost Secular: 3,037thMost Influential: 3,046thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,102ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,114thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,326thRudest Citizens: 3,374thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,471stMost Armed: 3,532ndLargest Black Market: 4,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,071stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,800thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,444thMost Efficient Economies: 7,689thHighest Economic Output: 8,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,702ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,247thLargest Governments: 18,371stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,988thLowest Crime Rates: 19,362ndMost Stationary: 19,749thSmartest Citizens: 19,774th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Secular: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the regionMost Armed: 102nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 165th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 225th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 269th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 308th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 335th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 398th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 404th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 432nd in the regionLargest Governments: 467th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 508th in the regionLargest Populations: 520th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 629th in the region

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