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The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD

“Kitten Mittens :3”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.449 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,625 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, a third of FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are e-certified CEOs, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 94,013th in the world and 2,384th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,624.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 723rdLargest Retail Industry: 887thFattest Citizens: 938thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,356thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,393rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,496thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,505thLargest Mining Sector: 1,778thMost Avoided: 1,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,998thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,083rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,356thTop
Most Influential: 2,505thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,552ndMost Armed: 3,732ndLargest Black Market: 4,328thMost Efficient Economies: 4,495thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,700thHighest Average Incomes: 4,996thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,357thRudest Citizens: 5,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,958thHighest Economic Output: 6,964thMost Secular: 7,064thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,908thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,397thLowest Crime Rates: 14,100thLargest Governments: 15,456thMost Stationary: 18,104thSmartest Citizens: 21,604th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 61st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionRudest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 220th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 245th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 282nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 286th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 310th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 320th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 329th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 429th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 543rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 599th in the region

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