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The Thank u freen of Fish and Whistle

“Till We Both Turn Blue”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Thank u freen of Fish and Whistle is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.663 billion Fish and Whistleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The all-consuming Fish and Whistlean economy, worth 322 trillion whistles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 88,080 whistles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fish and Whistle's national animal is the fish.

Fish and Whistle is ranked 72,570th in the world and 843rd in Artificial Solar System for Highest Poor Incomes, with 30,431.19 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,304thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,067thHealthiest Citizens: 20,834thBest Weather: 20,982ndNicest Citizens: 21,889thMost Patriotic: 23,937thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,709th
Healthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionMost Patriotic: 240th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 328th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 362nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 371st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 407th in the regionLargest Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 468th in the region

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