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The Regno dell'Overlord of Firstaria

“Porca Peste!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Unheard Of

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Regno dell'Overlord of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Daniel Mercury with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.298 billion Firstariani are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 9,875 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 375,527 Crediti Firstarianis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Firstaria, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 11,243rd in the world and 219th in 10000 Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 32.58 Bank.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 131stLargest Mining Sector: 157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 183rdLargest Insurance Industry: 359thMost Corrupt Governments: 376thHighest Disposable Incomes: 441stHighest Economic Output: 501stLowest Crime Rates: 504thMost Developed: 625thHighest Poor Incomes: 627thLargest Black Market: 714thLongest Average Lifespans: 715thHealthiest Citizens: 735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 900thHighest Average Incomes: 1,004thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,320thMost Secular: 1,489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,820thMost Avoided: 1,918thSmartest Citizens: 2,201stTop
Largest Populations: 3,647thLargest Governments: 4,742ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,911thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,748thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,328thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,808thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,019thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,356thMost Influential: 15,210thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,911thMost Authoritarian: 16,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,254th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99th in the region

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