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The Regno dell'Overlord of Firstaria

“Porca Peste!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Regno dell'Overlord of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Daniel Mercury with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.845 billion Firstariani are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Firstariano economy, worth an astonishing 10,770 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,406 Crediti Firstarianis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, and Overlord Daniel Mercury's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 712th in the world and 22nd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 38.17 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 170thLargest Mining Sector: 189thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 201stLargest Insurance Industry: 373rdMost Corrupt Governments: 432ndHighest Economic Output: 527thHighest Disposable Incomes: 530thLowest Crime Rates: 543rdMost Secular: 591stMost Developed: 675thHealthiest Citizens: 712thLongest Average Lifespans: 757thLargest Black Market: 1,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,141stHighest Average Incomes: 1,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,442ndMost Patriotic: 1,726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,977thSmartest Citizens: 2,184thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,317thLargest Populations: 3,478thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,474thLargest Governments: 4,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,578thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,909thMost Efficient Economies: 10,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,611thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,522ndMost Influential: 14,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,320thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,355th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 131st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the region

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