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The Corporate Empire of First Nation Inc

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Corporate Empire of First Nation Inc is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Gustavo Costa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.916 billion Employees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Employed economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 342,616 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,247,158 per year while the poor average 20,454, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The space program has been reduced to CEO Gustavo Costa's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. First Nation Inc's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

First Nation Inc is ranked 219,005th in the world and 135th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.8 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Retail Industry: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 253rdFattest Citizens: 270thMost Avoided: 287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 321stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 338thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 383rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 637thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 680thMost Efficient Economies: 694thLargest Insurance Industry: 800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 926thLargest Gambling Industry: 953rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,037thLargest Mining Sector: 1,104thHighest Average Incomes: 1,288thMost Armed: 1,743rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,836thRudest Citizens: 2,844thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,137thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,431stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,776thMost Secular: 5,837thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,245thHighest Economic Output: 7,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,090thTop
Most Conservative: 12,829thLargest Governments: 15,263rdLargest Black Market: 17,658thMost Influential: 19,481st
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the region

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