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The Lovable Paradise of FIRiam

“A Very Creative National Motto”

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The Lovable Paradise of FIRiam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by miss Koa with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 2.636 billion FIRiamians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fir. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming FIRiamian economy, worth 313 trillion Dices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,060 Dices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for FIRiam, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', babies are a small but significant export, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FIRiam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Koaism.

FIRiam is ranked 289,817^th in the world and 666^th in Talonia for Most Primitive, scoring -231.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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