The Kingdom of Firenation91
“You Can't Stop Progress”
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Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kingdom of Firenation91 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hades with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.747 billion Firenation91ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Firenation91ian economy, worth 690 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,392 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,573 per year while the poor average 65,036, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Firenation91. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firenation91's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is fire worshiper's.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Firenation91 endorsed The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
- : Firenation91 was endorsed by The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Firenation91.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Firenation91 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Firenation91, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
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