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The Fenno-Ugrian Front of Finntown

“For the sake of Fenno-Ugrians!”

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The Fenno-Ugrian Front of Finntown is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aslak Susi with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.724 billion Fenno-Ugrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finntown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fenno-Ugrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,866 trillion Tuohis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,442 Tuohis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finntown's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finntown's national animal is the Stoat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Finntown is ranked 290,935^th in the world and 401^st in Nordic Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -55.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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