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The Confederacy of Finmany

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The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 14.059 billion Finmanyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,342 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,588 Finmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and the blind lead the blind in social welfare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.

Finmany is ranked 233,186^th in the world and 112^th in Christmas for Fattest Citizens, with 5.12 Obesity Rate.

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