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The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of FiHami

“Fri Hani”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: The Incan Empire

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of FiHami is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.236 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 231 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,694 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, winceyette robes are a popular wedding gift, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 15,935th in the world and 1st in The Incan Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.7 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Devout: 328thMost Primitive: 335thMost Valuable International Artwork: 414thBest Weather: 2,070thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,246thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,587thMost Pacifist: 4,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,652ndMost Cultured: 8,212thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,736thMost Income Equality: 8,742ndNicest Citizens: 10,879thHealthiest Citizens: 11,140thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,406thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,040thLowest Crime Rates: 15,935thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,094thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,931stMost Rebellious Youth: 19,782ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,620thSafest: 24,077th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the region

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