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The Republic of Figarglyfynciennadanordia

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of Figarglyfynciennadanordia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.508 billion Figarglyfynciennadanordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Figarglyfynciennadanordian economy, worth a remarkable 3,003 trillion florins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,649 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 981,450 per year while the poor average 21,195, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Figarglyfynciennadanordia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Figarglyfynciennadanordia is ranked 10,662nd in the world and 22nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 2,262.69995464888 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 113thLargest Mining Sector: 828thMost Ignorant Citizens: 852ndMost Avoided: 1,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,419thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,452ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,654thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,143rdLargest Black Market: 2,442ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,555thMost Devout: 2,634thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,917thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,275thLargest Retail Industry: 4,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,624thMost Primitive: 5,893rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,271stHighest Economic Output: 7,260thRudest Citizens: 9,024thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,374thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,070thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,426thMost Stationary: 10,662ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,156thMost Influential: 11,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,351stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,482ndLargest Populations: 25,396thLargest Governments: 27,141st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the region

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