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The Holy Empire of Fhueas

“We Stand to our last man.”

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Location: Appalcadia

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Holy Empire of Fhueas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Lord Ceolfrid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.109 billion Fhueasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fhueas Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.3%.

The powerhouse Fhueasian economy, worth 276 trillion Cliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,313 Cliks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,761 per year while the poor average 30,559, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, ill and injured visitors in Fhueas have to walk it off until they return home, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fhueas's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fhueasianity.

Fhueas is ranked 9,582nd in the world and 1st in Appalcadia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,304.21 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 659thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,574thMost Devout: 3,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,137thMost Avoided: 3,691stNudest: 4,025thMost Conservative: 5,224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,386thFattest Citizens: 7,788thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,900thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,195thMost Authoritarian: 8,275thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,608thLargest Black Market: 8,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,951stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,006thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,387thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,509thLargest Retail Industry: 17,658thHighest Average Incomes: 18,323rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,926th

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