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The Disputed Territories of FH Uillenn


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: FH Uillenn

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Disputed Territories of FH Uillenn is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.495 billion FH Uillennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient FH Uillennian economy, worth 325 trillion Szchequinns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,623 Szchequinns, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FH Uillenn's national animal is the Dugong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FH Uillenn is ranked 246,376th in the world and 1st in FH Uillenn for Fattest Citizens, with 7.32 Obesity Rate.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,427thTop
Most Devout: 5,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,002ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,083rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,715thMost Patriotic: 8,747thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,320thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,118thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,829thHighest Average Incomes: 21,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,884thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,815thMost Efficient Economies: 26,303rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,626th

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