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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Mardevian Prison

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Archives of FENS Audacious is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Major Salvadore Pisces with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, lack of airports, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.872 billion FENS Audaciousians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naval Station Derivative. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FENS Audaciousian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion Bucks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,727 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FENS Audacious's national animal is the Pond Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conventialism.

FENS Audacious is ranked 263,739th in the world and 2nd in Mardevian Prison for Most Stationary, with 13.80088005632 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,053rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,680thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,955thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,395thLargest Black Market: 10,474thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,287thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,745thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,494thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,136thHighest Economic Output: 25,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,085th

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