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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.089 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 23,526 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 586,847 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,607,991 per year while the poor average 18,685, a ratio of 246 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Allmighty Nak nak's fingers, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 1,493^rd in the world and 18^th in Wysteria for Rudest Citizens, with 274.32 Insults Per Minute.

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