Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Page


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.858 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 25,231 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 588,728 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,994,519 per year while the poor average 31,828, a ratio of 125 to 1.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 269,126th in the world and 79th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 0.11 quips per hour.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Populations: 27thMost Primitive: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thMost Avoided: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thHighest Economic Output: 53rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64thMost Devout: 81stLargest Insurance Industry: 86thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88thLargest Agricultural Sector: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167thHighest Average Incomes: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 256thMost Corrupt Governments: 278thLargest Gambling Industry: 310thMost Armed: 365thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 448thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 540thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 606thRudest Citizens: 2,017thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,724thLargest Retail Industry: 2,725thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,230thMost Efficient Economies: 4,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,508thLargest Black Market: 5,775thLargest Governments: 10,717thMost Conservative: 12,576thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,674thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,438thMost Patriotic: 22,660thMost Stationary: 23,090thMost Influential: 25,737th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: