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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.089 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 23,526 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 586,847 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,607,991 per year while the poor average 18,685, a ratio of 246 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Allmighty Nak nak's fingers, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 1,493rd in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Rudest Citizens, with 274.32 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 27thMost Avoided: 28thLargest Populations: 29thMost Primitive: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thFattest Citizens: 38thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46thHighest Economic Output: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 62ndMost Devout: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 154thHighest Average Incomes: 161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204thMost Corrupt Governments: 243rdLargest Gambling Industry: 293rdMost Armed: 318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 454thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 480thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,029thRudest Citizens: 1,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,363rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,559thLargest Black Market: 7,016thLargest Governments: 10,076thMost Conservative: 11,067thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,576th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

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