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The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia

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The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.568 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 7,508 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 427,390 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, autocrats are persona non grata, fat-shaming is now public policy, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 278,193^rd in the world and 6,972^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -46.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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