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The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia

“We shall find those easter eggs”

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The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zombie Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.632 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,644 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 385,795 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 1,671^st in the world and 41^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 5,644 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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